les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Hello Mrs. Jones
10:48 Sun Apr 28
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There was a young lady from Diss, Had a ring in her clitoris. What was even shabbier Was the stud in her labia Which was permanently drenched in piss
No fragrant douche could expunge The foul fishy smell of her clunge
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arsene york-hunt
2:32 Sun Apr 28
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She stripped off her clothes and stood there, And the passengers tried not to stare. Told the Police at Nottingham "My clothes, I felt hot'in'em, I'm a nudist and like to be bare."
There was a young lady from Diss, Had a ring in her clitoris.
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Mike Oxsaw
9:15 Sun Apr 28
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A new hairstyle with a fringe, Was how she adorned her minge But a number 2 Was something quite new And hided* the fact she was ginge.
She stripped off her clothes and stood there, And the passengers tried not to stare.
* - sorry!
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arsene york-hunt
11:49 Sat Apr 27
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While holding her bum cheeks apart. The girl did a very loud fart, Between me and you Not the thing you do, While attending the d'Oyly Carte.
A new hairstyle with a fringe, Was how she adorned her minge
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Mike Oxsaw
7:40 Sat Apr 27
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Its 4.30 and I'm watching my team Is it real or just a bad dream? They huff and they toil, Yet they're still off the boil, And clearly have run out of steam.
While holding her bum cheeks apart. The girl did a very loud fart
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arsene york-hunt
7:31 Sat Apr 27
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Its 4.30 and I'm watching my team Is it real or just a bad dream? Win lose or draw, We are always a bore Moyes sacking's our wish it would seem.
A new hairstyle with a fringe, Was how she adorned her minge.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:11 Sat Apr 27
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A flash little twat called Robbie Spurs supporter, very gobby His trips to the Lane Often ended in pain A perpetually trophy-less hobby
Its 4.30 and I'm watching my team Is it real or just a bad dream?
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Helmut Shown
11:50 Fri Apr 26
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A French bird who lived down my street Had a bush that went down to her feet But through the great thatch Parts of her snatch Poked out giving suitors a treat
A flash little twat called Robbie Spurs supporter, very gobby
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Helmut Shown
11:43 Fri Apr 26
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There was a young Frenchman from Rheims, Abducted by aliens it seems He was kept alive By his will to survive And a packet of Peake's custard creams
A flash little twat called Robbie Spurs supporter and very gobby
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BRANDED
8:11 Fri Apr 26
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I made it to the loo in a hurry Which I'll blame on the dodgy prawn curry I tried to curl one but ended up hurling due to the stench of the slurry
A French bird who lived down my street Had a bush that went down to her feet
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Hello Mrs. Jones
7:40 Fri Apr 26
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Liverpool fans, two types, both scumbags, The real scouse cunts, and plastic slags If you go there perhaps They'll nick your hub caps This right bunch of northern scallywags
I made it to the loo in a hurry Which I'll blame on the dodgy prawn curry
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arsene york-hunt
3:32 Fri Apr 26
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That Yank country singer, Travis Tritt Is known to drone on quite a bit, I'd to google him, He looks a right quim, And no doubt his music is shit.
Liverpool fans, two types, both scumbags, The real scouse cunts, and plastic slags
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Mike Oxsaw
12:07 Fri Apr 26
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There was a young Frenchman from Rheims, Abducted by aliens it seems. They prodded and probed, Then left him on the road Just thinking it one of "those" dreams.
That Yank country singer, Travis Tritt Is known to drone on quite a bit
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arsene york-hunt
9:48 Thu Apr 25
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Two trannies one cup and a fool Contested the meaning of tool, "Of course now modern chicks, Can now have big hairy pricks, It's Nicola Sturgeon's new rule."
There was a young Frenchman from Rheims, Abducted by aliens it seems.
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BRANDED
6:41 Thu Apr 25
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At a party I met an old slapper And gave her one over the crapper a big floating turd was promptly preferred to my offer of an anal malacka
Two trannies one cup and a fool Contested the meaning of tool
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Hello Mrs. Jones
6:27 Thu Apr 25
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How, why it happened is abstruse Those fucking mad horses let loose The reason was that Some bestial twat Put his dick up their equine caboose
At a party I met an old slapper And gave her one over the crapper
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arsene york-hunt
3:58 Thu Apr 25
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I like a good wine with a meal, But my partner just barks...like a seal. With drink I am iffy, And can't get a stiffy It just flops around like an eel.
How, why it happened is abstruse Those fucking mad horses let loose,
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Mike Oxsaw
11:21 Tue Apr 23
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In a packed lift, a young bloke called Bart. Did a loud and smelly horse 'n' cart. Before the next floor, He did several more Which caused people's eyeballs to smart.
I like a good wine with a meal, But my partner just barks...like a seal.
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arsene york-hunt
10:14 Tue Apr 23
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There was a young man from Crewe Had the shits through drinking home brew, The uncontrolled faeces Fluid and small pieces, Soiled his pants, vest and shirt tail too.
In a packed lift, a young bloke called Bart. Did a loud and smelly horse 'n' cart.
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Helmut Shown
4:48 Tue Apr 23
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A young lady was feeling quite brash, Through the window she exposed her gash. She inserted her thumb It was dripping with cum Typical scouser white trash
There was a young man from Crewe Had the shits through drinking home brew
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arsene york-hunt
2:19 Mon Apr 22
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He walked in with only one sock The other was hard as a rock, Used it to wipe his bum, And when wanking, his cum, In a low class hotel in bangkok.
A young lady was feeling quite brash, Through the window she exposed her gash.
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